jason_dotson Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 <p>I'd like to nominate 'crisp!' <br> "This image isn't as 'crisp' as I'd like it to be."<br> It can mean so many things, and nothing at all! That one really annoys me.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_h.1 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 <blockquote> <p>Using 'loose' instead of 'lose'.</p> </blockquote> <p>Not photographic per se but, along the same lines, using 'ironic' when its only coincidental or hypocritical.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanKlein Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 <p>Nice shot ( I use that a lot).<br> Great shot.<br> Glows.<br> Ansel Adams<br> HCB (as in Henri Cartier Bresson)</p> Flickr gallery: https://www.flickr.com/photos/alanklein2000/albums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_south Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 <ul> <li>Tack sharp (it's a lens, not a nail)</li> <li>Flash (Dude, it's called a strobe)</li> <li>Walk-around lens (unless it has legs and feet)</li> <li>Point-and-shoot (it's a technique, not a camera design)</li> <li>W/NW (includes every possibility, so why bother writing it?)</li> </ul> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_h.1 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 <blockquote> <p>Point-and-shoot (it's a technique, not a camera design)</p> </blockquote> <p>Really?<br /> http://www.lomography.com/magazine/reviews/2008/09/20/vivitar-uws-the-smallest-wide-angle-plastic-camera and many more...</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve m smith Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 <li> <blockquote>Flash (Dude, it's called a strobe)</blockquote> </li> <p>Not where I live!</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Williams Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 <p>'Prosumer', as in 'I imagine one of Canikon's prosumer lenses will be perfectly adequate for your needs, though obviously a serious photographer like me would only buy professional gear'. The original meaning of 'producer/consumer' is an interesting concept, but it now seems to have shifted to 'professional/consumer', jargon for 'enthusiast'.</p> <p>'Making an image' for that snapshot of the Eiffel Tower.</p> <p>'Pull the trigger', as in 'I've just pulled the trigger on Canikon's latest prosumer body at B&H. Wish me luck! ! !'.</p> <p>'Deadpan' , as in 'The Schweppes Prize-winning image of a bored teenager epitomises the Deadpan Style'.</p> <p>'Build quality', as in 'Are you sure this polycarbonate prosumer body has sufficient build quality for making images of my daughter's school soccer game?'.</p> <p>Along with the unfortunate 'giclée', the other pretentious terms for common print types when displayed in galleries e.g., 'gelatin-silver' (b&w) and 'C-type' (colour).</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Williams Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 <p>...and 'Lomography'. Enough is enough.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_jones1 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 <p>And my pet peeve, "ensure" vs. "insure." Are you being sure of something, or underwriting it?</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dieter Schaefer Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 <p>great camera<br> upgrade to FX</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lex_jenkins Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 <p><strong>IQ</strong><br> In reference to anything involving photography, was there ever a more meaningless yet perversely popular term?</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dieter Schaefer Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 <p>I love my camera - come one now, really?<br> Will buying ____ improve my photography?</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJHingel Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 <p>Let's just adopt them all and then see if we manage to communicate between us and still talk about photography. I think we will all be send to the Off-topic forum to discuss something else - anything else.<br> Did anyone mention: "Art is just an empty word"?</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vilk_inc Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 <blockquote> <p>"<strong>IQ</strong><br />In reference to anything involving photography, was there ever a more meaningless yet perversely popular term?"</p> </blockquote> <p>as perversely popular as it is inversely proportional ;)</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim_Lookingbill Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 <p>Lex, <strong>IQ</strong>? That's one I plumb forgot about. If there ever was photography word torture it's that one.</p> <p>Now if I can kindly and respectfully ask you to not use the word "parlance" ever again among your wonderfully fulfilling prose here at Photo.net, I'ld much appreciate it.</p> <p>Parlance? Really? Not cool, man! Not cool!</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lex_jenkins Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 <p>Tim, I'll give up parlance in exchange for patois and a dialect to be named later.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim_Lookingbill Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 <p>You got it, dude.</p> <p>uuh...What is patois? You got me on that one. </p> <p>No! No! On second thought, I don't want to know. It might make me want parlance back.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_naprstek Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 <p>Calling a lens a "telephoto" when it is just a long focus lens.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_ferris Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 <p>David,</p> <p>I can't agree with that one, originally telephoto lens was used to describe a long focus lens that was shorter than its focal length. Nowadays they basically all are, so they truly are all telephotos. What isn't is a tele, is a 70-200 zoom, it is not a tele zoom.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_batters Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 <p>Steps for Stops. Stop using Step!</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJHingel Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 <p>"Patois" (a regional language) is just a genuine French term. You Americans must be able to come up with something more homemade. The American language is an English Patois !</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
www.philwinterphotography. Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 <p>"What lens should I buy?"<br> "Should I get a 7D or 5DMKII?"<br> "How do I achieve this effect?"<br> And, "Do you want fries with that?"</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orourke Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 <p>Protective filter?</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cabbiinc Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 <blockquote> <p>...and 'Lomography'. Enough is enough.</p> </blockquote> <p>I absolutely agree whole heartedly. However since most 'Lomography' cameras are one aperture and one shutter speed (with maybe bulb thrown in) then I guess they can't stop. Down with the term anyways I say.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Taylor Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 <p>"capture"</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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