Leslie Reid Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 <p>A few fundamental truths I've tripped over along the path up the learning curve:</p> <p>1. If the exposure reading is giving you a shutter speed that seems too good to be true for such a dim day, it’s because you forgot that you dialed in -2 EV to get that shot of the full moon last night.</p> <p>2. If the bald eagle has held its pose during the period of time necessary to stop the car, roll down the window, set up the camera, un-set-up the camera, take the lens cap off, and re-set-up the camera, it means that the bird is habituated to motion. This, in turn, means that the momentary pause in activity as you try to frame the shot is enough to panic the bird and send it flying.</p> <p>3. Downloading the memory card so that you don’t run out of storage during a shoot is counter-productive if you leave the card in the card reader.</p> <p>4. At the moment that you finally figure out how to use every function on your camera, your camera will be old enough that it will need to be replaced rather than repaired.</p> <p>Others to add?</p> <p> </p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spearhead Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 <p>I thought that 2 meant the bird has been taxidermed already.</p> Music and Portraits Blog: Life in Portugal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Kahn Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 <p>Corollary to #2: No matter how fast you get the camera up to get the shot, the animal will be faster.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member69643 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 <p>To quote Gary Larson:</p> <p>Just as Dale entered the clearing and spotted Bigfoot, the Loch Nes Monster, and Jackie Onassis, his camera jammed.</p> <p>and also</p> <p>Great shots abound when you leave the camera at home.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karim Ghantous Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 <p>When you sell a piece of equipment that you haven't used for two years, you get a job a month later where it would have been useful.</p> <p>Out of a series of dozens of exposures, all are in focus except the one you like the most.</p> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn McCreery Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Great roadside photography locations are clearly marked with, "No Stopping at any Time". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie H Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 <p>The instant you snap your first macro lens onto your camera you will find yourself crazy in love with bugs. All bugs. Madly in love; down on your knees, whispering sweet nothings under your breath ...</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Reid Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share Posted January 11, 2017 <p>And a corollary to Glenn's: The highway patrol does not recognize the classification of "great light" as an "emergency" in the context of signage indicating "Emergency Parking Only."</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordan2240 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 <p>When shooting birds-in-flight, the clearest shots will be those of the legs leaving the frame.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Reid Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share Posted January 11, 2017 <p>The effectiveness of an animal's camouflage is inversely proportional to its distance from a photographer. Consequently, nearby individuals become visible only when they are flushed by the photographer as the photographer is attempting to move to within shooting range of distant individuals. </p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaellinder Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 <p>(1) Once you purchase a new DSLR, it already is obsolete. </p> <p>(2) That wonderful corollary of Murphy's Law: "It did."</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didier Lamy Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 <p>Murphy's laws on nebulosity:<br> (1) Hurry up, a cloud is coming<br> (2) Don't wait, this cloud is not leaving</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Kahn Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 <p>(3) The cloud formation you aren't able to shoot today will never return again.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Currie Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 <p>The bird you turn around for is already gone.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn McCreery Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Peak action is what happens while you're trying to set up your tripod. Only two legs of a tripod will lock properly. realism is not the same thing as reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Reid Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share Posted January 11, 2017 <p>Special Law of Photographic Relativity: Rapid motion of a photographer toward a site of scenic beauty warps the space-time continuum in such a way as to degrade the quality of ambient light at a rate proportional to the approach velocity of the photographer.</p> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Reid Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share Posted January 11, 2017 <p>Socio-cultural note regarding the Special Law of Photographic Relativity: This phenomenon appears to be responsible for the salutation commonly used by non-photographers to welcome photographers to sites of scenic beauty: "You should have seen it 10 minutes ago."</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Currie Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 <p>Rolls of film lost or spoiled will be forever remembered as timeless masterpieces.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vrankin Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 <p>I really miss the old camera I sold, to afford the new.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didier Lamy Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 <p>Lamy's Corollary to McCreery's second law: a monopod will never lock properly</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_bill Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 <p>I just lived this one: When you have a lens or teleconverter you don't use for years, when you move to a location where you could use it daily, you won't be able to find it for 6 months. Just found it. </p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidTriplett Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 <p>From days of film: Time spent in a shoe box (or, the modern equivalent - on a disk drive) does not make a lousy photo better. (Lesson: Don't save the crappy stuff.)</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Reid Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 <p>If you have been waiting for a half hour, the most efficient way to ensure that the momentary phenomenon that you want to photograph will occur within the next 30 seconds is to put the camera away. Patience is rewarded, however. If you've been waiting for more than an hour, simply beginning to change the lens will do the trick. </p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didier Lamy Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 <p>This guy at the wrong place will go away only after I am gone. Then if I come back, he is back too.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaellinder Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 <p>The Principle of Minimum Photographic Mutilation rests on the premise that photographers often are too late to catch the light conditions for which they may have traveled thousands of miles. The Principle reads as follows: Sh*t happens; get over it.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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