<p>Yup. It was set to 8.1x12.2 and I was getting an 8x11 image.</p>
<p>But that was just the <em>first</em> problem. The bigger problem was, as you can see from the photos of the prints [http://i.imgur.com/P96XJxU.jpg], it was <strong>cropping</strong> the image as well, and cropping it completely arbitrarily. The screenshot of the Print module shows the full image, yet as you can see from the resultant prints, I wasn't getting that image at <em>all</em>. And it wasn't even consistent, to boot.</p>
<p>Like I said, it's moot now anyway. I'm not gonna burn more paper (@ $1.20 per) just to try and figure this out. I'll just stick to PS for my large prints and only use LR for my 8.5x11s, which I never have issues with.</p>