STOCKMAN'S BAR

i'll bet skoal is permitted here! :-)

Permitted? Hell, I'll bet it's mandatory. We didn't go in here.

What? All you and Juan had to do was put big wads of gum into your cheeks and then saunter up to the bar. You might have to drink whisky instead a pink Cadillac Margarita but you could have pulled it off. Oh yes, you guys must remember to not attempt molesting the bar maid because the smell of Joe Bazooka bubblegum on your breath would blow the whole thing.

The problem I was worried about was the damn sense of humor of Mr. De Santa Anna. I could just see him announcing to the entire clientele the I was a strong supporter of the spotted owl or some such, and I'd have been dead.

Free thinkers and Liberals probably best avoid.