Jump to content

Faux questions ... Ersatz answers, add your own


hyatt_lee

Recommended Posts

What should be used to trim away the protective cloth blocking the film gate? I made a mess of it with my exacto knife.

 

The Exacto knife is obviously the problem here. I rummage through medical waste and retrieve used scalpals for this type of duty. Sometimes, I make these ventures into scavneger hunts with the kids and teach them about biology all at the same time....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Not Leica related but rather good all the same...<p>The label on our Christmas turkey said "Defrost in a refrigerator". My wife asked how people defrosted turkeys in the days before they had refrigerators.<p>I actually had to think about it for a while.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

How come my Leica lenses have diaphragms if I'm only supposed to use them wide open?

 

How come my Leica lenses have filter threads if I'm never supposed to put a filter on them?

 

How come my Leica has a tripod thread if I'm never supposed to use a tripod?

 

Will using my Leica for landscape photography void the warranty?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Bob F. - In all seriousness, when Pat and I went to the Marithaous in The Hague in 1975, I had my M4. The old guard looked at me - - and at my M4 - - and then viciously spit out: "LEICA!!

 

When I answered him, he softened immediately, as he determined that I was a American.

 

My Leica stayed on a peg in the wall while we toured the exhibits, including two Vermeers. Leaving, the old gentlemen gave my M4 back to me with a dispassionate face.

 

I had forgotten that Holland was passed by during the Allied invasion of Europe, and wasn't liberated until the Germans surrendered in May of 1945

 

The Dutch have *very* long memories. .

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...