steve_barnett2 Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Phill, or Andy, was or, is a fantasist. But no news of his death has appeared on this Isle of Man news site http://www.iomonline.co.im/news.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albert knapp md Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 something very funny here. Even a deranged mad man like PK merits an Obit in the local paper, unless the said locals are also glad to be rid of him. I still think that this is a joke. BTW, I tried calling his workplace and there is no answer. The exchange for the isle of Man is (01624) and the number 633633. Maybe someone else can try next week. I remain skeptical of anything associated with PK, even his putative demise..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_horn Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 No wonder it was so difficult to put a stop to his antics, if he worked for the phone company! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen Herbert Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Working!yes, his sides with laughter. Anything goes with Phil(quote from his last post)Ha, ha, last post..get the pun. I'm sure his still around under various guises, as we will find out in due course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_horn Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Allen- YOU aren't Phill, are you? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen Herbert Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 No! I just have a particular strange sense of humour, that�s where our similarity ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albert knapp md Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 I tried the number again. No answer at a telcom ??? I am even more skeptical now. He will be back to annoy/amuse us in '03. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nesrani Posted December 30, 2002 Author Share Posted December 30, 2002 Whether dead or alive - and I see no reason to doubt the email I received - Phill was at least right in his estimation of photonetters: a bunch of tossers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vic_. Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Here's a classic for those in need of a laugh: http://www.photo.net/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg?msg_id=002oJB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roberto_watson_garc_a Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Great Vikram, hadn´t laugth so much in a wile. Great guy Phill, and greater if he finaly ends up dead, but hope he doesn´t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Rob, what's a "tosser?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_brown4 Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 "tosser" = masterbater(or?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen Herbert Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Bill, you will have to sign-up for Rob�s elocution and grammer classes, they are on the last Sunday of each month. Lesson 5 explains the word �Tosser�. I�m thinking of jacking in. Rob demands his students stroke his tiger skin M3 (shot it himself when in India) swears if you stroke it hard enough it purrs(bloody thing bites). Okay I can handle that, but, reading aloud from his little book in the local boozer, well that�s a bit strong. Some bloke last week told me to shut up, or he would put the book, and the rest of me in that place where the Sun doesn�t shine. I sort of felt he meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nesrani Posted December 30, 2002 Author Share Posted December 30, 2002 That's right, Bill: a tosser is a wanker. I used the word "tosser" as a tribute to Phill. Unfortunately the number of wankers on this list seems to far outweigh the number of people who have any sort of a clue nowadays. As demonstrated by this thread, in which the forum members indulge in sleuthing and mean-spirited speculation on hearing of the death of one of their number. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_fleetwood Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Rob, thanks for the original post. Even though Phill did e-mail me a threat, I'd be glad to hear from him again, within reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albert knapp md Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Still no answer at the telephone number previously posted. Thank God he didn't work for the US Post Office !!! Phil, you are not fooling anyone anymore.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliot Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Sorry Rob. I guess the rest of us are just not as sensitive or compassionate as you. :-) Eliot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vic_. Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Rob, the term "Tosser" was not in use when I was a student in the late 1970's. "Wanker" was the most frequent term of endearment, used by politicians and rabble alike. I guess the language is constantly evolving. Your words remind me of an ad campaign by Smirnoff Vodka during that time. They had posters in the tube (subway) of a monk in a brown outfit with the slogan: "I used to think St. Tropez was a Spanish Monk, until I discovered Smirnoff." Some witty students came up with appropriate rejoinders: "I used to think Wanking was a town in China, until I doscovered Smirnoff." and the classics: "I used to think Cunnilingus was an Irish airline, until I discovered Smirnoff." and "I used to drink Smirnoff, until I discovered wanking." Anyway, I hope Phil is alive and well. Happy New Year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cd thacker Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Wait a minute. . . you mean Wanking <I>isn't</I> a town in China? Don't tell Phil. Phil, you out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen Herbert Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Rob,chin up,shoulders back,chest forward,wipe those tears,blow that nose. Better now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
douglas k. Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 No doubt about it: Allen Herbert = Phill Kneen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nesrani Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 I don't think so; I think Allen Herbert = Phil Kneen - i.e. the Phil with only one "l" who couldn't spell or punctuate properly. He only sems to come to the keyboard when he's drunk. Phill himself usually had something to say, until the self-appointed churlish internet police got on his case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nesrani Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 "sems" - ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
douglas k. Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Hmmm...Misspelled words, trying to throw us off course, and of course it was HE who reported Phill's death in the first place! Aha! Rob=Phill!!! All joking aside, I really doubt the bloke is dead...He seems too much the trickster. Besides, only the good die young! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_brown4 Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 I am absolutely positive that I talked to Phil on the Isle of Man earlier this year. If anything, Phil Kneen is Herbert Allen, not the other way around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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