phil_kneen

Well done Brian, another portfolio of almost identical photographs.

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How do you do it?

Which particular bit do you find interesting Dr Knapp?

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"I've been told by an experienced photographer that because the

camera & lens is held with the left hand, I'll eventually naturally

use my left eye, especially when shooting many rolls a day. Judging

by the replies to my previous post, maybe he's got a point."

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Was he smoking a big joint at the time?

Let's be honest here, a few people on this site, judging by their

photography skills close both eyes when taking a picture.

Ben, it shall cost un to thee 56 shillings and 9 pence and your first

born child.

You see, there goes Allen, the voice of the forum. I can have a say

can I not? Dave bored me.

Wow......just great, I think I speak for the whole group here, that

was just.......wank.

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I almost got to the third sentence, but I fell asleep.

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Cheers Dave!

Mmmmm, tough one, have you tried 'findafriend.com'

or 'comebacktome.com'?? I have lost touch with lots of friends over

the years, they normally move house and don't tell me or go on

holiday and never come back, strange?

Keith seems to have been smoking the same stuff as me.......anyway.

I read in the bath, in bed, on the bog, on the train or when I'm

driving my car in the fast-lane of the M6 (a motorway, not a camera

you sad nerds), so I don't need a book of technical details in b/w

printing.

Pretending to be 2 people! What kind of madman would do that??

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Ian M Banks is his sci-fi name. My sci-fi name is Grugand

Hoozerguest.

Anything by Ian Banks, 'The bridge' being his finest........but there

aren't any pictures, just writing and small writing at that, so not

of much use to you lot?

Yes, mine is -

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F00.kU

"The kid may grow up to be the next president or the next Ted Bundy"

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It's not fair to suggest that the child may grow up to be either a

serial-killer or a character from 'married with children'.

Yes well, this is on a similar thread to the 'funeral photography'

post I think.

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Give the negs to the parents??? Why the hell would you want to do

that? Why don't you just hand over the keys to your house and car

while you're at it?.......give them the negs, have you ever heard

such foolish talk?

No of course I don't invite them over to read this site you fool,

they invite themselves! And yes, people do find it very entertaining,

I'm actually hoping to become famous through this site, maybe even

start a cult.

Let's face it, of the billions of people using the internet this site

must have at least 30 users, My fame is set.

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Maybe Tony Rowlett could become my manager based as he is in the

heart of the social world, Anchorage. (anchored down in

Anchorage....who sang that? they must have lived there to come up

with lyrics like that)

You just don't get it do you? I love to piss you off, I have nothing

to lose by doing so, I find it amusing and you just perpetuate the

game by responding, you start whole threads about me! I love it!

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You know the best thing though? My friends come 'round and I show

them the latest 'saga', it's like a bleedin' comedy drama! And you

lot just keep it running. Imagine what I am like and you won't even

be close.

Oh God help me! Bobby has spoken and the world will listen. Send it

ALL to the police and Manxnet and to your mummy, when they have

stopped laughing give me a call.

Oh, by the way Dr (?) Knapp, I am reporting you for unprofessional

conduct and maybe slander. I know where you work.

It's not looking good for you is it Tony, I did say that your lies

would catch up with you.

Bob, I honestly don't give a toss, and you know that don't you. The

posts only came from my IP because Rowlett told you they did.

eeer no, it sounds like I have been the 'victim' of Tony Rowletts

dislike for Phill Kneen. I haven't posted half of the 'phil kneen'

posts, but when Tony says it's 'me', then who is going to argue with

him?

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Tony has also been posting under different names to try and 'bait' me

into saying something controversial, then using it against me.