Hercules

I would love to see what Mark Plonsky could do with this large beetle I

found in the parking lot the other day!

It looks like it may have chewed your other finger off. Could you imagine hitting that in the face on a motorcycle doing 70mph!

Mark would eat that for breakfast!

John, I have to admit I never thought about that. I'm sure you'd lose an eye, or half your face! In spite of his ferocious appearence, it turns out this creature is toothless, and prefers tree sap as a dietary mainstay.

He smells funny, too, but I think that's just because he's just horny

It looks like he has a firm but soft hold on your finger, now I know why.

:-) He does look a little preoccupied, now that you mention it...