My take on the ever-popular crotch shot

Right calf on the bottom; right knee out of the picture; thigh coming back into the picture on

the right; other thigh going straight down on the left.

 

No model release required.

clever

You must be mistaken. It can't be clever; all the anonymous raters so far have given it 3/3's. (Thanks for sharing my delusion.)

Your recent attempts at anthropomorphism may not have garnered many sevens, but they are fun and full of that renown Carlton wit. Clearly, once you have worked out the need to make dirty pictures, you will return to the cats.

Thanks for the amazing photo to inspire newbies like myself. You have a nice portfolio!

Wonderful! Wish I'd thought of that! The spotlight is a hoot.

It's a lonely job, being out of the mainstream. Thanks for your support (now go check out my "View of Fresno, Old Town" in my "Scenic" folder.

I see you're new to PN. I think the thing most lacking here is people willing to take the time to actually communicate with each other; thus I really appreciate your comment. I also look forward to seeing a few more images in your portfolio.

haha glad you got a giggle. And I really do like this picture.

Love your portfolio and this is a clever and hilarious shot. Well done!

 

Very funny!

What happened to your version? It's disappeared!

Thanks for your comments. I had begun to think that senses of humor had gone completely missing from PN, and that apathy reigned. It's a real kick thinking that other people are actually enjoying this image.

ah, I felt it was kind of rude/assuming of me to attach the image the way I did, so once you had seen it I deleted it, but if you like here it is again =)

Ah, great. I think your image is a wonderful comment. Like I said before, I wish I had thought of it.

Well seen and captured. Who says photography ALWAYS has to be so serious? Although, quite frankly, this image has considerable compositional interest to my eye, and I'm guessing others too.

I actually went out there with the idea of photographing just rocks. It was only when I got on-site that I saw the pornographic possibilities. No doubt it had something to do with my mind being poisoned by spending too much time on this site.

 

Thanks for the visit and the comment.

It's not that you spend too much time on this site. It's that you spend too much time in the nude section of this site. I suppose it's a West Coast thing. :)

Barry, it's a very nice crotch shot, if you ask me. I don't think I would have made the same connection, had I come across it, but hey - different gutters for different people. That's what makes the world go round! :)

If only I lived in Fresno, I wouldn't be driven to the nudes section here. Lots to do there (Fresno, I mean), and nothing but hard-bodies as I understand it.

Many thanks for your comment. I took a trip through your portfolio and really liked the humor section. As to my shot here, I rather like it, compared to the many crotch shots you see here on PN; for one thing, I admit that this is just pure pornography; no pretense at all that it's art. No point in getting into the gutter, as you say, and pretending you're somewhere else.

Why yes, now that you mention it, I guess I do have a hard body. Thank you for noticing.

And wit. I forgot wit.

"Barry

Your recent attempts at anthropomorphism may not have garnered many sevens, but they are fun and full of that renown Carlton wit. Clearly, once you have worked out the need to make dirty pictures, you will return to the cats'...wrote David...

 

I don't even want to get into the "return to cats" issue.... jg