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Major cause for high way accidents has been attributed to a cult of crazy photographers led by Mr Brian Brooks trying to decifer encryped messages on asphalt, White house press release has confirmed that a FBI team has been dispatched to further investigate.

This is Kolusu reporting from Denver, CO.

Best Wishes,

Brian

Tom,

So far I have managed to steer clear of major roadways although today I had to protect my camera from crazed minivan drivers using the alley where I was photographing.

Brian