Yorkshire Loveshack II - LEAVE YOUR 'HAPPY CUSTOMER' CRITIQUES!!

LIAM SPENCER HOLIDAYS PRESENT

"The Emporer"

Available for rental / long term stay, luxury two berth caravan in picturesque Yorkshire Dales. AVAILABLE FOR BOOKINGS. Just read whats on offer!

All modcons and facilities are fitted to our rentals to enhance your stay -

- Gas and electric (during quarry working hours)

- Double berth with cott available (please ask in farm) infant can be secured with straps.

- Supersoft three star luxury pinstripe divan mattress (with fitted plastic undersheet)

- Frosted glass with net curtains for your privacy.

- Cupboards and surfaces are fitted with sumptious melamine with plastic 'cuisine' acoutriments.

- Super warm bar electric heater (takes tokens)

- Parking (please do not block abbertoir entrance way)

- A metal stake is available to tie the dog to should you need it.

- 'Nan Step' in case should she visit slots under front near breezeblock.

Be aware that during summer months the path to the toilet block is used as right of way for walkers. (please dont flush tampons)

Shop open 11 to 11.30am in nearby Lazenby, opposite layby at Ingleton Gate junction (under flyover)

Ring 01344 LIAMSP ask for Spence.

This is the shitest caravan I have ever seen , well worth of a

photo!! READ THE FIRST CRITIQUE it contains important book

information. DONT MISS OUT!

I love it...

This is great

Wonderful use of the lens, the composition is seamless, as are the colors.

Either a tilt shift lens, or more likely I would guess, the "fake model photography" technique, documented pretty well here:

http://recedinghairline.co.uk/tutorials/fakemodel/

First one.

Interesting idea, but the photo itself is far away from how a TRP's photo should look.

Its not supposed to be, its just a crap caravan shot with a tilt lens and some silly text to make you laugh. What the hell its doing here in the top photos I have no idea.

Surely it must have been in Lancashire and not Yorkshire. Terry (exiled Tyke)