Abstactus vomitus #4

comments welcome

Two buds are out drinking and one of them pukes all over himself. "Oh shit, mmy wifes iz gunna kill me" he slurs. His buddy says, "Hang on, thish ish wha shoo do...put 20 bucksh in you pocket an teller it wuz somebody else who didit an dey gave you da money to get your shirt cleaned". "Daz a good idea, I'm gonna try it, thanksh". When he gets home his wife is waiting for him and is mad as hell. "Look at you, you disgusting slob. Drunk again and you made a total mess of yourself you f'ing embarassment!" "Now way juz a minit, he interrupts, "I din do thish, it wuz another guy dat coodent hole hiz licker an he put 20 dollars in my pockit to get my shurt cleened up". His wife reaches into his pocket and goes "Then why is there 40 dollars in here"? To which he replies, "Oh yeah, I almosh forgot, he shit in my pantsh, too!"

thats just nasty, dude.

Shawn, I admit that I should be chained to a fence post but you should be chained to a fence post and bull-whipped for posting this joke.

Spilt my coffee (again) :)

LOL ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my God....

 

Els

Am I the only one who sees a dancing chicken in this shot???

Spilt beer on keyboard!! Do look like chicken! Maybe some rice eggroll mixture in that masterpiece!

Tim, this is so unlike you. How bout you stick to waterfalls and the Calatrava? Ewwwww! M

Hey, it appeared to be a work of art, I had to shoot it. How about the boot print though, yuk!