LAME DUCK MOTEL

That's a funny one, Dave. I bet they have lots of vacancy all the time, eh? It's good they have the spelling of the bird right. Dave, I think it's time for you to come down to Canada and relax in a much friendlier and fulfilling environment (for example: Lakeshore Motel; Royal York Hotel; Dangerous Dan's Burgers). Well, come to think of it, on the other hand, we have a guy named Dick Assman, and a village called Bastard (where the inhabitants are proud to be born Bastards and live as Bastards). Is any place on earth safe of weird things? Ponderingly, though still cheerfully, Micheal

I would personally pay for a week's stay at this fab resort for our

lame duck president, should he wish to get out of D.C.

That's great! Never thought about how critical a vowel could be in this sign. But, hey, if the shoe fits....

Actually, I have the utmost respect for Canada. It strikes me as a place where wackos are not nearly so common as here, and without all the testosterone laden macho politicos and cowboys who have this overwhelming desire to tell everyone in the world how to live and vote.

 

As for giving up the alcohol, not gonna happen.

 

Peace brother.

If a man ever sings about leaving his heart there, I swear I will get off the crowd and inquire of him why he ever took his heart there in the first place. On a practical side, imagine a team whose coach was fired at midseason, but who was forced by contract to play out the season, driving by this hotel on the way to a game. On second thought, maybe scratch that thought, as this is kicking a man in the solar plexus as he lays on the ground.

at the moment I feel like one so maybe I should book a room for a few days.

I think you may find the rooms not quite up to your usual quarters.