Satori in Five Easy Steps

Your money cheerfully refunded if not blissful.

Nicely seen, like the shape and colour.

You've got us all running to wikipedia Jack, i love it when you do so!

I am not lost in translation :))))!

Hi Jack, really like the colours and shapes here, unfortunately I am lost in translation but I'll work it out (hopefully - feeling a bit illiterate here) All I can say is I like it!! Best wishes. Sarah.

I don't even care what it is.  I love it.

 

--Lannie

If only it were that easy, Jack.  

 

OMG, what was I thinking?!? One can achieve satori apparently by playing Pokemon Go endlessly.  Another m.o. is to watch Trump tv spots.  Oops, I confused satori with suicide.

Thanks for the comments on this picture. If you're not familiar with the word, it's a Japanese Zen term for sudden enlightenment. Now, you can waste a lot of of time and effort working for it daily or you can buy my soon to be published book on how to attain "enlightenment" easily in just days. Why pay thousands and thousands of dollars and travel half way around the world to some mosquito-ridden "temple" where you'll sit endlessly in uncomfortable "zazen" positions while a pitiless "Master" beats you with a bamboo rod when you can enjoy the pleasure of enlightenment and oneness effortlessly in the comfort of your own home? Just send me $59.95 and I'll rush you McRitchie's Guide to Inner Peace and Untold Wealth. Have a blissful day. Oooooommmm.

Thanks for the offer Jack but I'll give it a miss.

It's an interesting photo with the added benefit of all this cultural enlightenment.

GC