RETIREE

If PIXAR sees this, they're going to want to make a movie about it.

Is that what retirement does to you?  I heard people complaning about boredom but not to this degree.   

Easy there fellow! I'm retired, and I'm not quite in that condition (although the paint on my grill is a bit faded).

David, I hope your retirement home is a tad more plush than this old guy's. :-)

LOL!  Judging from your prolific portfolio, you are far from that condition mon ami.