Flore's Umpteenth Portrait

Step on the gass Lee! Zzzooofff, and round the band full speed! Wowwow!!!! And there we are....sigh:~)))))

I think we have had to throw you in the side-car, because your poor knee will not bend enough to sit properly on the sissy-seat (there is a VERY improper name for this little seat on the backs of Harley Davidson motorcycles - it starts with "b" and ends with an "itch" -because that's what they call their ladies - go figure). Try not to jiggle about too much, as taking a corner with a sidecar on a Harley is a new experience for me!How will the men fit on the other bike? One behind me...mmmm, yes! Ada, we shall have to line the men up and decide which ones have the smallest derrieres to fit upon the other little seats (Theo and Kees will also like to know that. LOL!).

Nova with his eye patch and sharp knife for cat-flaying will be an instant hit, I am sure! Perhaps like our Native Americans, we could stretch the cat hide, tan it and make the neighbor a soft little cap? I have seen these with the head preserved, and if your grandson has some marbles we can use them for the eyes... Kind of like the raccoon-skin cap our famous Davy Crockett used to wear, with the tail hanging down in the back? The scarf is a good idea, as I am afraid Nova may have caught a cold in the gardenhouse. Wind it around your neck, Nova, - 1, 2, 3 times - to ensure it does not catch in the spokes of the bike!

Here, Ada dear, hold my silver strappy sandals in your lap (oh, dear! shall I tell you what THOSE are called in vulgar parlance?? F**k-Me Shoes...)(See, I teach you only the BEST American expressions! LOL!). I need my boots on to shift the gears ..Silly Ada, on a motorcycle you shift the gears with your feet, "step on the gas" throttle and brakes with your hands (I know it's backwards...).

Vrrooooooommmmm...Vroooooommmmmm......(Harleys are VERY loud!)(like some Americans - LOL!)...Vroooommmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There it IS! Der Ark!! Theo and Kees outside looking to see who is making all the noise! It's ---it's ---it's Ada and Rob, with Mike and two beautiful visitors! How delightful - that one has an eyepatch and a little mustache! And that woman - have you EVER seen longer legs? (LOL!) OOOh la-la!