Front Yard Wreck With One Casualty

Please critique. Thanks, DK

There is a certain healthy perversion in the best of your pictures. You seem to have an affinity for dead and dying animal statuary. The death of American neo-kitsch. I am reminded of your dead flamingoes and your timely warnings about the bird flu epidemic

Fascinating observation, Jack. If I am preoccupied with dead and dying animal statuary, perhaps that suggests I should "Get a life." (Come to think of it, a famous wedding photographer once told me just that. Obviously I didn't listen. I only hope that my work here will serve as a warning to others: When a celebrity tells you to do something, take heed!)

You write as if you have no purpose. This is demonstrably wrong. Your purpose is to keep me entertained (in lieu of having a life of my own) which you do quite well.