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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has

been changed

 

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how

the light bulb could have been changed differently

 

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

 

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing

light bulbs

 

53 to flame the spell checkers

 

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

 

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

 

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

 

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term

is "lamp"

 

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that

"light bulb" is perfectly correct

 

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in

violation of their "acceptable use policy"

 

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please

take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

 

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic

forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be

stopped

 

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use

light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

 

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,

where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work

best for this technique and what brands are faulty

 

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light

bulbs

 

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post

the corrected URL's

 

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant

to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

 

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including

all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

 

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they

cannot handle the light bulb controversy

 

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

 

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

 

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

 

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

 

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting

questions about light bulbs"

 

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months

from now and start it all over again

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Only a few spaces left. Reserve now! Will cover wattage, AC vs. DC, When do you really need cool white, To shade or not to shade, color bulbs, do yellow bulbs really keep bugs away? , infra red technique, and much more...

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