sandy_sorlien Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 I know there has been a thread like this before, but this is so good we have to start a new one. I wish I'd had Elliott Erwitt along for this scene. Yesterday I was jogging on a public path along Kelly Drive and the Schuylkill River in Philadelphia, where runners, cyclists, rowers, bladers, walkers, and drivers zoomed by in both directions. Suddenly a bright white baby butt caught my eye. Yes, a completely naked baby was standing on a bench, his/her butt facing out for all to see. His mom was dealing with his diaper situation. She seemed to be fumbling around with the dirty diaper, putting it away or something, as she held him upright on the bench. At the same time, about 15 feet from them alongside the jogging/cycling path, was a Hasidic Jew in long dark coat, beard and dark hat, staring at them. He had a boxer dog on a leash and his dog was in the process of taking a dump on the ground. The man held aloft a plastic poop bag. A minute later I started talking to the guy and babbled, "Omigod that was the funniest thing I ever saw, it looked like you were about to offer her your dog poop bag" but he just smiled and nodded until I realized he didn't speak a word of English. Except, he said in a heavy accent, "Have a nice day." Cheers,Sandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex_hawley Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Sitting by a pond fishing one day. There was a cow (female) grazing on the other side. The bull (male) came along and became interested in her. Just as he's making contact, the cow touches her nose to the electric fence, and BAMMM!! Bull is knocked on his can literally. His eyes go crossed, then start rolling around, shakes his head as he's sitting there on his haunches. Cow turns her head back towards him, smiles as if to say "not today big boy". We were laughing for 45 minutes. Completely forgot about fishing. Even if I had a camera, I was shaking too hard from laughter to take a shot. Who says animals are dumb?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_feldman2 Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Sandy, Your sighting reminds me of two dog photos I've seen. Envision a large platter of steaming hotdogs. Behind the platter is a dog, gingerly stealing the top hot dog. His eyes are directly into the camera with a sheepish smirk to them. - Priceless. The second photo was probably an ad. A street corner with a fire hydrant. The hydrant is spewing a stream of water - - on the back of a dog. The dog is looking back at the hydrant in disgust. I've always wanted to stage that one myself. No let's see, first to find a dog who can sneer on cue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walter_glover Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Sandy, I didn't miss a particularly funny picture but someone else missed an even funnier one of the same incident. It was this easter Monday just passed. I was out and about between clouds and showers shooting a few black & whites for myself in the local neighbourhood. Returning home I pulled up at a traffic light and noticed a truly gargantuan female posterior clad in a black thong filling the window of an apartment in a building beside me. It was really, really pink. It was really, really dimpled. It was really realy huge. So much so that I was convinced it was a very clever cushion put in the window to amuse the observant. Added to this was the back of a somewhat diminutive woman rising above it. The lights changed and I had to move, but I drove around the block, parked and got out my camera and set-up. From time to time the woman whose back I saw would reach over for the next section of newspaper but the buttocks never moved. Never flinched. Never so much as rocked. This further convinced me that I was looking at a cushion placed on the window sill behind a sofa upon which sat a woman. I managed to shoot 2 negatives and was contemplating either packing up or moving for another vantage point. Just then a slight woman crossed the pedestrian crossing and asked with a Spanish accent what I was doing. I pointed out the gag and we both stood chuckling. Then, all of a sudden the woman on the sofa stood up and the bum went with her. This ginormous derriere was not a cushion but was in fact a real person. The Spaniard and I both totally cracked up. Now the person that missed the funny shot was the person who missed getting a shot of me getting a shot of the rump. Would I work with a Leica like HC-B? Would I work with a Nikon or Canon? No. I had set-up a Sinar 8x10 with 450mm lens to get my shot. Levelled the bubbles, got under the hood, the whole routine - all without being noticed. WG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken_miller4 Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Walter, you *must* upload that photograph. You can't tease us with that image, and then now show us the image.... Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken_miller4 Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 ...and then *not* show us the image. Dork dork dork.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walter_glover Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Ken, I'd be glad to just as soon as I get someone to scan the 8x10 neg here without subjecting it to the torment of an oil bath. Incidentally, I am in Sydney, Australia which is no small part of the problem. WG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_jordan5 Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Someone once asked Elliot Erwitt what his fantasy dog photograph would be, and he said it's a two-image sequence: 1: dog walking into a graveyard; 2: coming out with a bone. Mine: You know those yellow "trust jesus" signs that certain people hang on the very top of telephone poles? okay, my fantasy photo is a setup scene of one of those trust jesus signs, hanging sideways from one nail, and under the pole is a collapsed ladder, and an ambulance, and a body with a sheet over its head. ~cj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domenico_foschi Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Walter , You sgould have given the woman a print of the shot . She would have found your subtle humor very charming ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffdyck Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 A few years back I was sitting at a cafe. Across the street someone was changing the displays in the front window of a "lover's boutique". There was nothing particulary obscene in the window, but lots of brightly coloured underthings, latex and leather dressed mannequins, etc. As I was sitting there, a class of about a dozen kindergarten or daycare children and 2 adults came walking along the sidewalk, presumably on thier way to the local play ground. The kids were all "tethered" together, holding a length of heavy knotted rope (to keep them from wandering I guess). When the group passed the window, all the kids started to stare wide eyed, with mouths agape pointing fingers at the display. The teacher was literally playing tug-o-war to pull the kids along, but they were all still gaping back over thier shoulders even after they passed the window. I remember wishing I had my camera with me - the combination of all the bright colours in the display, the display's contents and the expressions of the kids had would have made an interesting picture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triblett_lungre_thurd Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 ken, the proper spelling in 'swedish chef' is, *'Bork bork bork'* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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