"Glow" -- A collaborative Forum Rap

Here's the deal: I'll start it off.

 

Anyone who wants to may copy and add.

 

Brothers and Sisters: This is a family show. Keep it clean!

 

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Yo Yo Yo

 

That's got some glow

 

 

Never gonna agree on

exactly what it is

 

'I'll know it when I see it'

has the Forum in a tiz

 

It's the lens, it's the film,

it's the light, it's the coating

 

No, it's nothin' of the sort

but a bunch of photogs gloating

I'll have to think about some tracks for this. That'll come next.

No, it's nothin' of the sort but a bunch of photogs "glowing".

Yes, Vivek, I thought about that one both ways.

 

Pick it up from there.

glowing ,bullshyting,lots of folks don't know what they're talking.

 

glow,blow,my name's stupid joe.

 

digital im going digital, and you aint getting physical.

<i>Everybody's talkin' man but I don't wanna hear 'it

<BR>

Yeah you got a 'lux but yo I got me an asphearic (sic)<BR> <P>

El-mar, Em-mar, En-mar, O-<BR>

Lines-per-millimeter suckaz talkin' 'bout the "glow"<BR>

</i>

<P>

Damn, that's not too bad.

Wishful thinkin, wishful thinkin,

 

Mass hah-loo-see-na-she-un

Him no know an' me no know

 

but Frank him havin' the pristine glow...

 

(Sorry, hangin' with Jamaicans too long)

Screw mount, new mount, v/c and Zeiss<p><p>

Some of this talk makes me think of Heidi Fleiss<p><p>

 

Got sharp, got pop, got quick, got quiet<p><p>

Got enough here on my plate to get me thinkin' 'bout a diet

You know Dasher and Dancer

And Prancer and Vixen,

Comet and Cupid

And Donner and Blitzen.

But do you recall

The most famous reindeer of all?

 

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

 

Had a very shiny nose

 

And if you ever saw it,

You would even say it glows..........

With the new Pro Finish red paint

 

drab and dull black it sure ain't.

 

The new Rudolph Reindeer Optics

 

will sure put the glow in your pics!

wiggidywiggidy wack....

the G word is back

is it glow'n?

or

am i high on crack?

 

summi..chron

or

summi...lux

is it worth all the bux?

 

i haven't eaten in a week

but now i feel like a street

 

photographergettabout canon nikon and even zeiss

coz' the only game is leitz...peace out

Heavy bag on my shoulder, I'm crouchin' I'm slouchin'

 

Got lenses and filters and stuff in my pouch in

 

A way I look street wise, in a way I look lost

 

And I shudder to think of the weight and the cost

 

Hey, a tripod, an iPod, a ninja for noise

 

I'm hip hop photoshoppin' I'm one a tha boyz

the glow...the glow...who got the glow?

 

10k later, now an equipment masturbator

 

still looking for the glow like a fiend fo' some blow

 

is it this? or is it that? is it cause of that wack ass crack?

 

or that funny haze that i see when i blaze

 

don't know for sho', who got da glow?

You can say it's a mystery

 

You can say it aint so

 

But I can tell you my Summar really does glow

 

If I shoot the night

 

And leave the lens in a park

 

I can find it real easy cuz it glows in the dark

 

You can say it's the coatin'

 

Or lack thereof

 

But while the reason's disputed and a little unclear

 

I can tell you my Summar is damn near friggen nuclear

oops....i missed the keep it clean part...sorry

 

F2.0Pac

Russ (f/2pac) -- Given your serious skillz, we'll just have to send in for a little poetic license for you -:)

glow slow leica man

 

ab er rations

 

what a scam

 

 

glow slow scammin' leica man

 

you ain't got it

 

ain't got it

 

aint' got it

 

 

ain't got da glow

 

scammin' leica man

 

slow glow scammin' leica man

cruizn' in the hood with my M-fo'

snappin some pitchaz

slappin the ho'

 

drinkin a forty and feelin alright

cause i know i'm packin a piece from a brotha named leitz

 

to load it u open it up from the bottom

fingers round the spool, no you betta not drom em

 

slip in the film, slap on the base

point it bruce gilden style up in yo face!

 

or go into super stealth ninja mode like HCB

catching decisive moments like a MVP

 

or bust it rapid fire like winograd

cause you know 1 out of 1000 ain't that bad

 

and if yr pictures are wack, get buck wile'

move in on the bitatch like robert capa style

 

you got the gear, now whatcha gonna do?

sit on yo ass, shooting charts at F2?

 

leave that to the losers and putz

who shoot brick walls and peoples butts

 

this cameraz for users didn't cha know?

shoot point blank and forgettabout yr glow

<i>"stealth ninja mode like HCB catching decisive moments like a MVP"</i>

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Wow! That one made me laugh pretty damn hard. Great line!

<P>

Now I have this image in my head of a quiet Frenchman using a gang colors bandana to camouflage his camera. Thanks.

This thread RULES!

"you got the gear, now whatcha gonna do? sit on yo ass, shooting charts at F2?

 

leave that to the losers and putz who shoot brick walls and peoples butts

 

this cameraz for users didn't cha know? shoot point blank and forgettabout yr glow"

 

Oscar Wilde is currently glowing in his grave. Superb.

Low light full frame <p><p>

What you see in that finder<p><p>

Hope and pride and joy and shame<p><p>

 

 

It's all there you believe so you focus, you snap<p><p>

For one instant, this instant, it's something that's new<p><p>

But it passes unnoticed by all but a few<p><p>

Who are Pointin' and Shootin' the way y'all do<p><p>

 

 

Click click click clickety<p><p>

Click click click clickety<p><p>

Chasin' those times magic comes outta this box<p><p>

Just out here hopin' for a glimpse of my dignity

Got my IIIf

from Jeff

Putin in some film and now I'm goin def

from swearin'

I'm carin'

about the film tripin' cause it tearin'

causin' my curtain to lag

time to send to DAG

and-now-I'm payin' and prayin' that my glowin'll be showin'

 

break it down

Russ -

 

TOO funny. You, with your "wiggidywiggidy" and f2Pac....