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It's so $#&%ing cold here, going to reach zero degress F, minus 18

degrees C, tonight. I found this funny Canadian writeup I thought

would warm you up:

 

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

 

50° Fahrenheit (10° C).

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Canadians plant gardens.

 

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C).

Italian Cars won't start.

Canadians drive with the windows down

 

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C).

American water freezes.

Canadian water gets thicker.

 

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C).

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

 

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C).

Mt.St. Helens freezes.

Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

 

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C).

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

 

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C).

Ethyl alcohol Freezes.

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

 

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C).

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

 

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C).

Hell freezes over.

My 1989 Saab 9000T CD takes a second try to start.

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Okay, Olivier, you said you want to know. "Here" is Berlin (look at my address). West Berlin. There are only very shallow lakes here, so when we needed real depths, we had to drive out 350 km over 5 h to get back to West Germany. There is a mountain valley there flooded over on purpose in 1955 as a water reservoir. We loved it because there used to be a village on the ground. Remains are still to be found if you know exactly where to look. Now under water, 30-60 m deep. Man, I'm tellin ya, that was <i>really</i> cold.
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Albert, did you enjoy this «Don Giovanni»? I heard part of it it on the radio today. I loved

Furlanetto (I always do, especially in Leporello), wasn't too fond on the Don, liked the Donna

Anna and Zerlina. And the Commendatore. Tremendous. As for Ottavio, I thought he sounded

off-tune from time to time. But almost all the singers didn't seem to follow the conductor now and

then. Unforgivable in Mozart. What a mess.

 

Sorry for this OT. Opera is passion second only to photography.

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Marc, Oliver,<P>

 

I'd love to have a couple of good assistants - but you pay me, I'm afraid. The price is one M body each. In return you get the most comely women, barely clad, on earth, painted backdrops, in 3D, from <I>South Pacific</I>, and all the poke (pronounced <I>po-kee</I>) (raw fish) you can eat (quite tasty, actually). And of course you get to hang out with me! Let me know when to expect you.

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Well, Dr. Knapp, I hope you enjoyed the opera. We have it here too but I'm not a fan. And I attended far too much ballet while married to a lady who couldn't exist without it. I'm more into reggae and 60's/70's rock.

 

Today's punishment was having to wear a suit and tie in the heat, plus while driving to and from the shoot I had to drive over the causeway adjacent to some of my favorite fishing waters. I recognized a couple of the boats fishing there including the one I had the chance to be on. Right now it's a rather muggy 73 degrees F.

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Just got back from Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. Trying to do a story on ice

sailing, but it was too windy. Yesterday it was in the teens with 25 mph winds

so windchill showed about -11F. When I got back to balmy Fort Worth (in the

40's F) my children (5 & 7) laughed as I explained that I drove my car on Lake

Geneva. The ice is so thick it's safe to drive on it. Fun.

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Oh, things developed while I was away... Olivier: "here" is Munich, Bavaria. Technically German, but independent in practice. North Bavaria is known as Little Siberia.<p>Fortunately we almost got -5° Celsius yesterday, but it's still way too cold. (Talk about warming your gear for 30 minutes before you can shoot inside a +15° room.)<p>Doug: I have another suggestion. What about you coming here and taking over my assignments, while I do yours in Hawaii?<p>Btw we do have opera here. And fishing boats. And driving on ice. Without speed limit, on frozen autobahns!
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