frank granovski Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 I have seen the light with 2 pristine <B>ELECTRO</B> GSNs! Their lenses don't unscrew, however.<BR><BR>Last time I spoke to one, he yelled, "Do nay me low, seafut." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger c Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 In the British version the punch line is "Death by ungo-bungo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank granovski Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 Too bad you guys missed Pride Day yesterday, here in beautiful Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. You could of shot some interesting ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monochrome11 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 enlighten us frank.. please show us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben z Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 A young soldier walks in to the restroom in the VA building and sees an elderly fellow in an officer's uniform standing in front of the urinal squirming in obvious discomfort. Approching closer he notices the cuffs of the old man's jacket are empty and asks him "Sir, may I offer you some assistance?" "Yes private, thank you, I would appreciate it". So the young soldier unzips the old man's fly and helps him out, you get the idea, zips him up. "Thank you very much private" "No problem, Sir". "Oh" says the private glancing toward the old man's empty shirt cuffs "Korea?" "Naw" replies the old soldier shaking his hands out of his jacket "Gonnorhea". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank granovski Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 enlighten us ken.. please show us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claude_batmanghelidj Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 How do you circumcise a hillbilly? What's Texas foreplay? How about Tennesee foreplay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlo_. Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Forget it Frank. Your line of work doesn't pay enough (jizz mopper wasn't it?). Stick to your cheap n cheerful Yashicas, you'll probably need one of those trusty 'bricks' to defend yourself when the day comes....he,he,he. PS. Your blank firing CL will be just as useless as a handbag when it comes to protecting your 'honour' - so always pack your 'mean piece' when you're out shooting & plenty of Kleenex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank granovski Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 Hehe. <I>Dough nay me low,</I> Marlo. Yes, that sounds right now. ;*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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