jake_tauber Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I'm between trips and I've been spending an unhealthy amount of time on PN. Today's threads and responses have been loonier than usual. So what the heck, here's another. These are some threads I hope never to see on this forum. Do you guys have any? -- If you could be any Leica which Leica would you be? Which weapon of mass destruction is most like a Leica? If I want to shoot at 1/4 of a second, should I hold my breath or something else? Where can I buy hammertone siding for my house? I fondled my Leica one time too many. Do I a need counselor, or a urologist? W/NW: Your cellulite. What kind of film do I use when shooting a bris*. Is that a Leica in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? -- -- *circumcision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beepy Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Alternative uses for Leicas - known for thei durability, I decided to build a wood frame house using only a Leica as a hammer - anyone else have similar stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominic_. Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 <p>Your contenders for replacing Jon's bunny (thank God its not the peacock)<br><br>W/NW Leica Fondlers</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al_kaplan1 Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I used HP4 for my son's circumcision. That was before HP4 Plus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cd thacker Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Al, most people use a scalpel. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackers_. Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Well Al, we still haven't seen your ass cheeks on the new scanner yet. I guess that could be a topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_lazzarini Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 W/NW: Pictures of my <i>'john'</i> after the big party! <p> OT: Things my cats brought home to me.<p> OT: Do you? or Don't you? and if so why not?<p> What type of lens/film/filter combination can I use to take pictures of my neighbors through concrete walls?<p> If I don't use my M3 for 300 years will I have shutterproblems with it?<p> Since I've not been here too long, perhaps some of these were done already.<br> Sorry 'bout that.<p> BTW, anybody know where I put my meds?:-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aric_rothman Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 * Why don't they make a rangefinder-coupled pinhole body cap?<p><p> * A mint Summaron + Sandpaper = Leica Lomography©...Try It!<p><p> * Re: DIY Hammertone finishes. What kind of hammer is best?<p><p> * Where's the mirror lockup switch on my M6?<p><p> * W/NW Risque Garden Gnomes<p><p> * Wow! Did you know Leitz makes proctoscopes too?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingell Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 "For Sale: 2 good-as-new Leica CL bodies with 40mm f.2 Summicron lenses and cable releases. Contact: Urology Associates PLC..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james_kennedy2 Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Which gefilte should I use with my screwmount? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markci Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 >>> Which weapon of mass destruction is most like a Leica? None. I hear Saddam had a Leica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h._p. Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Which gun is most like a Leica? Damn, they already did that one....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorn ake Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 W/NW - New endoscope lens for Leica: Self-portraits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexis_nuttin Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 * What should I do if the rewind crank on my M6 is dead ? oops, I did post this one I think ... ;) But now I have the answer : make it repair ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbs Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 How do you see you postmodern photography?<div></div> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christiaan_phleger___honol Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Here goes! W/NW: My Butt Why Is Jay Always SO Nice to Me? What will I shoot if Kodachrome dies? (I admit a part in this thread) If I drop my MP, what sound will I make? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay_. Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Kodachrome *is* dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_kastner Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 <center><i>Threads I Never Want to See :>)</i> <br>(?) <br>This one.</center> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joel_matherson Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 What tape do I use to cover the Red Dot. I hate those! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotografz Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 If you could be any Leica which Leica would you be? One of Al's beat up M3s, 'cause that's how I feel today. Which weapon of mass destruction is most like a Leica? According to Jay that would be any R after the Leicaflex SL If I want to shoot at 1/4 of a second, should I hold my breath or something else? Hold your breath even for 30 minute time exposures. Where can I buy hammertone siding for my house? From the same place Leica got it, the defunct Yugo plant storage shed. I fondled my Leica one time too many. Do I a need counselor, or a urologist? There is never "one time too many". W/NW: Your cellulite. Hey, I've seen that thread. It just wasn't under that title. What kind of film do I use when shooting a bris*. Any kind, but use a filter on that lens for any close ups. Is that a Leica in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Sorry no, just the banana I always wear to the pick up bar. -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travis1 Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 WHy the Leica forum is Closing by Josh Root. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugon Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 let s compare leica s&see if mines bigger then yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dennis_couvillion Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 My uncle died recently and among the junk I got from his estate was an old black Leica M3. It works fine, but the paint has worn through on the edges and an ugly gold color is showing. Do you know where I can have it repainted? Or, better yet, do you know where I can get it chrome plated? Thanks. ;>) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray_moth Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 "It's Nice to be Back on the Forum" <i> Phill Kneen </i> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william_vickers1 Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Other possible threads to be avoided: Is there an adapter for mounting Leica R lenses on an Argus C3? Which lens/camera/film combination is best for photographing my new Porsche? Will Canon and Nikon steal Leica's innovative idea of issuing limited edition, commemorative cameras for the collectors' market? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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