The view through the finder is bright until the stop-down button is pushed, and then the results are as one would expect, so the body's lever for stop-down is working, but that says nothing about the lens' aperture servo, which appears not to be engaging. Also, I hear nothing from the VR widgetry - which is supposed to be quiet enough that I shouldn't, really. The AF results are the same whether I choose Continuous AF © or Single-Servo AF (S) on the selector next to the lens. Both lenses are in AF-capable switch positions on the lens itself. I have switched the positions multiple times, and the fact that they both work flawlessly on the D60 body seems to rule out a problem forward of the bayonet.
I found out some more info from the seller; he had used this body exclusively with older F-mount non-DX (full-format) lenses, and the problems could have been present from day one without his noticing. That seems to indicate a problem in the CPU contacts, maybe a complete disconnect. He was just compensating, and didn't realize that the meter was much farther off than it ought to be. The contacts on the body look good. I'm now suspecting that I just didn't notice the AF/VR/Aperture-control problems when I mounted the Tamron for a couple of minutes initially. All that I really verified was that the shutter worked - and if the metering issue is what I suspect, that the aperture is diving to its smallest level on every shot without the aperture servo setting the required opening, then the fact that the first test shots were in bright daylight would not have shown it.
The CPU lens contacts on the body appear clean and pristine with a strong magnifier, in at least as good condition if not better than those on the D60.
I suspect that this guy had a body that was faulty from day one, and never snapped. If I had to take an initial guess, I'd be looking for the ribbon cable from the contacts to the body's circuit board to be improperly plugged in, pinched, or damaged. It's apparent that the electronic functions in the lenses are not being driven from the body at all. Ribbon cables are infamous sources of Issues; the electronics themselves tend to be pretty bulletproof, though there are always exceptions.
Eh, if I can find a repair manual, I may attempt surgery on this myself. I've fiddled with things at least as delicate and painstaking in the past. If it's just an unplugged cable, that's easy to correct.